Collect your chocolate from Mr Higgins' Grotto!

Christmas Joke of the Day

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
“Get out of my face.”

Christmas Joke of the Day

I bought my friend a fridge for Christmas. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Christmas Joke of the Day

How did the bauble know that it was addicted to Christmas?
It’d been hooked on Christmas trees all its life.

Christmas Joke of the Day

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve!"

Christmas Joke of the Day

Christmas Joke of the Day

What did Rudolph say when he stepped in a puddle?
It must have reindeer.

Christmas Joke of the Day

"Thomas, spell weather," said a teacher to one of her pupils.
"W-i-e-a-t-h-i-o-u-r, weather," said Thomas.
"You may sit down," said the teacher. "I think this is the worst spell of weather we have had since last Christmas."

Christmas Joke of the Day

What is an elf's favourite kind of music?
Wrap.

Christmas Joke of the Day

Why did Rudolph look on Amazon when his tail fell off?
It's the biggest online re-tailer.

Christmas Joke of the Day

What happened to the Christmas tree in the Maths classroom?
It grew square roots.

Christmas Joke of the Day

Who is a Christmas tree's favourite singer?
Spruce Springsteen.